Singapore Sling
I went out last night to a bar called "Harry's" down by the financial district and it was very nice. So nice in fact that I don't recall getting back. I did meet up with an acquaintance there which was good but then my memory gets patchy. I remember sitting next to a couple of British ex-pats who were being chatted up by a rather glamorous looking lady. They kept mentioning their wives, which was depressing. But I cheered myself up imagining what they'd say if they found out that she was a man. Not a bad looking bloke if she was, I'd say. I awoke this morning to find that I had showered and trimmed by fingernails last night. I don't know how i did this. Normal people pick up mystery bruises and bumps when they've been out on the sauce. I get my haircut, do some DIY, and re-pack my bag. Reeling home last night across town was straightforward. Singapore is not a big place, about half the size of London, and the City Centre is compact. It's also inc...